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Chaos is helping me make breakfast. #HalloweenCat

Chaos is helping me make breakfast. #HalloweenCat

@celestbian , @sameolematty , and I made zombie and penis cookies.

@celestbian , @sameolematty , and I made zombie and penis cookies.

@celestbian is going to be a flammer for Halloween.

@celestbian is going to be a flammer for Halloween.

12 Life Hacks/Tips to Simplify Your Life #5

ultrafacts:

When stuck in traffic leave enough space so you can see the rear wheels of the vehicle in front.This gives you enough space to manoeuvre if the vehicle in front breaks down, do this at traffic lights and you’ve enough room for evasive manoeuvres if someone tries to car jack you.

If Google Chrome freezes, hit Shift + Esc. Chrome has an inbuilt Task Manager

If your roommates’ cell phone alarm is going off and they are not in the room, call the phone and it will disable the alarm. If you’re too lazy to get up and turn it off manually this works great or if there is a passcode on it, this still will disable the alarm

If it is super hot and you’re trying to sleep = cold shower + hot tea.

http://www.myfridgefood.com/ - Put in what ever you have in your fridge and it will give you recipes.

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charliebradburyismylesbianmuse:

-hewastheirfriend:

this fucked me up

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. 

disney-archive:

want disney posts on your dash?